Mean Girls

We all know the H!P girls we see with our own eyes are not 100% “real”. Whether we like it or not, some, if not all of the girls most likely put up false persona’s in front of the cameras. My question to myself and to you is: Which of the girls do you think are really SNOBS? You know, rude to the girls they know well enough in H!P, slightly rude in public, catty attitude towards anyone who looks at them wrong…I have my own ideas, and there will probably be no surprises here. Keep in mind I’m judging in a loving, playful way. This is just for fun, don’t hunt me down!

Here is my list of H!P b-words (in no particular or significant order), along with very brief explanations why:

1.) Nakazawa Yuko- I don’t even have to explain this one!
2.) Yaguchi Mari- She is little enough to say whatever she wants! And I think she takes advantage of that.
3.) Ishikawa Rika- Ishikawa is EXTREMELY conceited on camera! I can only imagine this must be WORSE in reality! I think her looks might play a big role in how she treats other people.
4.) Fujimoto Miki- Surprise, surprise. Mikitty seems like she wouldn’t let anything slide. If anyone did so much as bump into her, I don’t doubt she would demand an apology on the spot or get in their face for it!
5.) Michishige Sayumi- See Charmy’s reason.
6.) Kusumi Koharu- As with Ishikawa and Michishige, I think Koharu’s popularity has gotten to her head a little. I don’t think she would be rude to people as much as I think she simply thinks she is superior to them.
7.)JunJun- Everyone remembers what a tough-girl JunJun proved to be, after those poor sports attacked her blog.
8.) Sugaya Risako (Berryz Koubou)- Sugaya looks meaner, as she gets older and prettier. She looks like a typical catty teenage girl, and I have my suspicions that that’s exactly what she is.
9.) Nakajima Saki (C-ute)- Those two grumpy sisters look mad and cold every time I see them!
10.) Matsuura Aya- Last but not least is Matsuura Aya. She looks like an angel, but have any of you seen how she treats Mikitty?!

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  2. peachyusagi said

    I agree 100% with number 8.

  3. cfb said

    My only complaint here is Ayaya. Obviously, her and Mikitty are really good friends, and all the teasing between them is because they’re so close. That’s not to say that Ayaya may or may not be a bitch (I’m leaning towards not, just because I love her so damn much), but I think her treatment of Mikitty is kind of a bad example. Then again, I don’t really feel like you were honestly accusing her, so take this with a grain of salt.

    – Zac

  4. saplesweet said

    Well, everyone has their own ideas about the girls…
    I honestly think all of them are beautiful and sweet girls. This was just a fun thing to think about and work on in my free time (: I appreciate the comments! Please realize that these are just for fun, though. And when I say “b-words” in this post, I don’t mean for this to be a bad thing. In some cases it sort of meant…degree of assertiveness? Ability or willingness to speak out instead of being a mouse? Tendency to say what they like, instead of laughing or gasping behind their hands?

    (:

  5. Kuri {♥} said

    Junjun’s really probably not a bitch–she just defended herself and her country xD Otherwise, this is fun. Which is why I made my own bitchlist over at Morning Kuri (even though that’s more of joke than anything else)

  6. Amber said

    Tanaka Reina – egotistical but not in a cute or funny way like Rika Ishikawa or Sayumi Michishige, just in that annoying bitchy way.

  7. Henkka said

    Haha, fun post! But can you please elaborate one thing about the Junjun thing, “Everyone remembers what a tough-girl JunJun proved to be, after those poor sports attacked her blog.”? This is something I must’ve missed. What happened, what’d she do?

  8. Vulpi said

    …Are you for real?

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  10. saplesweet said

    Kuri {♥}: I’ll look at it soon! It’ll be interesting to see what others think (:

    Vulpi: ?

  11. saplesweet said

    Henkka: JunJun stood up to the negative comments left about her and to her on her blog. A lot of people were critisizing her after she was chosen to be in Morning Musume, and she wrote on her blog saying basically she didn’t care. Or something like that (:.

    Here: “Recently heard about one of the girls blog’s was getting filled with comments from mo-wotas putting them down and simply leaving hateful messages — even before they get to appear… With what might be going on, we might see them get pulled last minute simply cause of all the negative responses. Anyone know of this? Or the blog in question? I feel sorry for them.” :( ( a comment from Serge left on the first Hello!Online post about the girls.)

  12. Cat said

    I agree with Aya. Sure, Mikitty and her are best friends, and they clearly have a great relationship, but Mikitty gets pwned by Aya every second, and we all know Mikitty so… (I actually like this part of Aya, she has such a great personality!)

    I still think that Nacchi is the biggest bitch in all of H!P, I remember reading that she called Gocchin “baka” on a TV show, and Gocchin herself said (in HPH with Aya) that Nacchi was a difficult person to work with (she didn’t exactly say so, but they implied it), and also, in that HPH episode where Mari and Kei discuss the “hidden mesages” beneath the girls chats in earlier episodes, it was clear that Nacchi was a total bitch in their opinion. First they went on about how Aichan had screwed up telling her that she was a “country bumpkin” to which Nacchi’s reaction was almost violent, and in a serious way. Then, they discussed how Nacchi said that they (2nd gen) were scary when they first joined, but Mari and Kei were the ones scared of her instead XD and then (my personal favorite one) they went on about the Nacchi & Aya episode, and how they faced each other with a somewhat bitchy attitude.

    Wow, that was long. I don’t hate Nacchi, I just find all of this facts funny. specially because she’s the quintessencial “Good Girl” of H!P.

    As for Sayu and Rika, I think that it’s more part of their character than a personality trait. No, wait. Sayu can REALLY be a bitch, as she showed in that HPH episode with Shibata… it was unbelievably bitchy and fun! (I love Sayu…) But I’ve always thought that Rika is a very nice girl, but who knows, maybe her strategy is to fool idiots like me into thinking that she’s an angel :D

    Last but not least, Koharu IS a bitch. Which may be the only thing I like about her :D I loved the evil look on her face in a Sexy Boy performance when she just pushed poor Eri out of her way… and that was like 2 years ago, I don’t imagine what she’s become now…

    ~Cat

  13. Anonymous said

    HEY DON’T CALL KOHA-CHAN A BITCH!

  14. saplesweet said

    Get off of these posts if you don’t like them, will you?

  15. anonymous said

    okay,I’m sorry,I just wanted to share my opinion and all i wont’t bother you or kuri again.under one big condition:do not say anything mean about the h!p girls you can but I BETTER NOT BE HERE TO SAY IT

  16. saplesweet said

    You don’t have to apologize. If you would have read my About/Info page, you would’ve seen that I WILL say exactly what I think of these girls, because it IS my blog. I understand that these posts have upset you, but please realize that it’s all just a joke. Yes, the “mean” things I said about these girls were based off of some of my smaller thoughts about them, but I love all of the H!P girls, and I’m not saying they’re “bitches” so I can hurt their feelings or yours. This post was based simply on how I have perceived some aspects of their behavior.

  17. anonymous said

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhh……now I get it.

  18. TripleT said

    I’m so late XD
    However, I tried to get your POV, and how can you didn’t add Tanaka Reina?
    and I said that not because I dislike her and she is actually my fave member from Momusu.

    I kinda disagree with Nakazawa Yuko, because I don’t get what you mean.
    She looks like a person who have a lot of experience and that made her a tough woman.

    do you really think that ayaya looks like an angel? O.O

  19. saplesweet said

    TripleT- I didn’t add Tanaka because although she can seem very spunky and “mean”, in a cute way, I only included the girls whose behaviour really stood out to me as more assertive or “bitchy”" if you will. She’s one of my favorite members too!
    I also agree that Yuko has a tough aura about her, and it is probably because of her experience with the organization and everything, but she’s always screaming! (: Thanks for your comment, I’m glad to hear it!

    And yes, Ayaya is very sweet and charming appearance-wise (; Angelic in my opinion!

    -maplegreantea

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