I’m a little bored lately, soo…
There are certain things about H!P that I cannot STAND. Sometimes I find myself daydreaming about what I would do differently if I were in charge of H!P Units, Music, Popularity of the Girls…everything. A lot of times when we get announcements I’m not excited at all, because it’ll most likely be another piece of **** group who’ll release only one single and then disappear.
I think these one-hitters are BAD. I think a lot of things going on in H!P are bad, a lot of things in the past, and the present, and honestly I’m not expecting much for the future either.
So, here is how I would manage the Hello! Project:
Starting with Morning Musume:
1) Risa and Takahashi would be OUT. But save them for later.
2) With the 5 gens gone, Kamei would be the leader~!
3) Leads would from then on be given to Tanaka, Kamei, and the rest of the girls would get 80% more lines then they do now.
4) LinLin would be forced to use her “real” voice, and Michishige and Mitsui would be given intensive vocal training.
5) Kusumi’s two front teeth would be corrected once and for all, FINALLY.
6) With the number of members down to 7, at least 3 new members would be added, ranging from ages 14-17. Teenagers are the most interesting and the easiest to mold. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I love watching them transform.
7) The next few singles would be of a cuter style, like Joshi Kashimashi, or Sexy Boy, both of which were upbeat and cute, but still very appealing when it came to the way the girls looked.
Kusumi would get 70% less screen time and lines in this group, and would become less popular, at least as a Morning Musume member.
Berryz Koubou:
1) Momoko would quit using her baby voice and start using a voice that would make actual sense in relation to her age. If she really isn’t capable of any other kind of voice, she would join Michishige and Mitsui in vocal training.
2) Chinami would be pushed to the front, Yurina even more-so to the back.
3) Sugaya Risako would continue to take the spotlight and all of the popularity of the group.
4) Miyabi would graduate. (YES, A BK GRADUATION.)
5) Saki would graduate.
6) Berryz would be down to 5 members, the more popular girls being Risako, Chinami, and Momoko.
7) They would release more “mature” sounding songs like basically what they’ve recently been releasing, excluding Tsukiatteru.
C-ute:
1) Megumi would come back, a little grown up, and improved.
2) C-ute would pretty much stay how it is, but Airi, Maimi, AND Megumi would have all the lines, while the others continued to occupy the background of the group. (:
Buono!:
1) Would continue to release wonderful material.
Ongaku Gatas:
1) Same
Milky Way:
1) Would attempt to become as popular as Buono! or even Kusumi Koharu herself.
New Groups:
1) Ishikawa Rika, Suzuki Airi, Sugaya Risako, and Mitsui in a girly unit.
2) Kamei, Tanaka, Maasa in a more “cool” sounding unit. (Think Warera Kamen or Dschinghis Khan type music and vocals.)
3) Miyoshi Erika, Umeda Erika, and some random, pretty Eggs, in a more kiddish group.
4) Ai Takahashi, Niigaki Risa, and Miyabi, in a Sexy Otana Jan type group.
-Melon Kinenbi would graduate.
-KiraPika would be eliminated.
-Athena & Robokerottsu would be eliminated.
-Nono would come back and at least MC once in a while.
-GAM would continue and actually release GOOD material, and put effort into their dancing and performances.
-Abe would start releasing more things, maybe The Stress type songs, and would get an updated image so she wouldn’t look like an old mother anymore.
- Ayaka’s Totsugeki English Lessons would come back!
- Mano Erina would be a BIG THING, comparable in time to Ayaya (:.
- Ayaya would be busy with GAM.
-Shuffles would come back.
-Ishikawa would continue to get PB after PB.
-Sayumi, Reina, Eri, Ai, Risa, and Risako too, would continue to get PB after PB.
-JunLin would get a double/shared PB
- Erina would get a new image, then a PB, then continue to get them regularly.